The HarbaughdysseyA Story by Thomas BurbankWe all know the Ancient Epic "The Aeneid," written by the famous Latin scholar Vergil. But what if the same tale happened in the modern era?I
sing of khakis and a man. He who, exiled
by fate, first
came from the Golden Gates to Michigan and to Arboreal
avenues " talked about endlessly by print and air. By
the will of Bo and all those who stood before him, that
this man might found a dynasty, restored from ruin, and
bring back the roses to Ann Arbor and the Big House. Muse,
sing, through me, the story of how this man " this coach " claimed
divinity in the eyes of his predecessors, renowned
by their gloried deeds, and brought himself to
the top-most peak of the college football world. Can
there be such a man among mere mortals?
There
was a wretched city, Columbus (held by degenerate fools), south
of Michigan and off the shores of the Ohio River, subpar
in education, yet ferocious in the areas of football. Long
seen as the grandest rival of Maize and Blue, this
Team, and their coach, were held in the highest esteem due
to thirty-nine consecutive victories on the gridiron and
possession of the only two existing College Football Playoff trophies. Mired
in political controversy, both in ethics and strictness
of discipline, this Team would once again find
themselves undefeated for a second consecutive season. On a
day preordained by the football gods " the
Saturday after the annual Giving of Thanks, where parades
of grandeur fill city streets and respect is given in remembrance
of the founding of this sovereign nation " two
Goliaths would soon clash in a battle of epic proportions. Enclosed
within the shoes of the Columbian Horse, the
battle-hardened Buckeyes were due to face their Northern
enemies of Ann Arbor for the 113th time, hoping
to continue their streak of four consecutive victories.
With
the heavens having been ripped apart both by wind and
by storm, Harbaugh and his men make haste on
commercial coach buses for the purpose of arriving two
days before this game of perennial titans. Weary
from their travels, the Team files into the hotel lobby, a lethargic
mass of maize and blue. Seeing
his men in such a state, having been driven to
exhaustion by the raging winds, the great coach calls
together his men and says with a fierce passion: “Fellow
Wolverines, lend me your eyes and your ears. Give
to me your hearts and your souls, for I know that they have
been battered by Mother Nature’s unrelenting grief. You
stand here, today, a Team unblemished by the shame of
defeat. You have faced the native
Warriors of Honolulu and
her oceanic coasts, and you have slain the Knights of both Florida’s
central banner and the eastern shore’s Scarlet Legion. You
have conquered beasts, such as the Western Buffalo, the
Nittany Lions, and Northernmost Badgers, as all have tried and
failed to take over the place you call home. You
have even travelled to mighty Sparta, smug in her miraculous
fluke of victory over us not one year ago, and
viciously slain her mighty Spartans. With
our glory and honor having been regained in the
minds of the College Football Playoff Committee, we
have become a Team most feared by all " unendingly
resolute on defense and savage in both aerial
and terrestrial offensive assault. We
have earned the position of being named the
number two team in the nation, one behind the team which
we are about to face in a mere two days’ time. Do
not fear, men. We know our enemy. Let
us not fall for her tricks, but face her head on in a
clash of godly power and might. Rest
your eyes and
bring yourselves into the realms of sleep, for
tomorrow we commence our preparations for victory.” With
pride having been inflamed in their hearts, the
Wolverines took themselves to sleep and much
needed rest after their tiring day.
The
following morning, waking from their hearty sleep, the
Team carried themselves to a practice field a few miles from
the stadium where they would be playing. For
three hours they walked through offensive and
defensive scenarios, working out their weariness. Harbaugh
observed them, weaving in and out of drills, pointing
out mistakes, keeping his players focused. After
a final speech, he dismissed his athletes back
to their hotel for the purpose of watching film and
resting themselves for the upcoming game, which
would be played at noon the following day. He
himself carried his prideful soul to the on-looking reporters,
jumping with nervous energy on the sidelines. As
he approached them, the reporters’ inquisitive cries grew to
such an extent that they formed one incomprehensible roar; the
first reporter to project his voice above all others was
the first to seize an answer from the stoic Michigan coach. “Alas,
Harbaugh, how have you, in the previous weeks, prepared
yourself and your Team for the undefeated Buckeyes " winners
of thirty-nine straight battles?” A hush
fell over the fervent
crowd as they awaited the Wolverine’s answer. After
a few moments of silence, Harbaugh raised his chin, high
in confidence, and spoke with a hardness that bespoke integrity
and complete belief in his exceptional Team: “We have
surpassed all expectations made for us these past few
years. I came to this depleted program
as it was suffering a
perilous and tiresome drought of eight years out
of the national spotlight. Michigan had
lost its identity. There
was plenty of talent " it just needed to be released and
groomed into the impenetrable force we are today. Last
season we surprised everyone with gritty defense and
efficient offense, but three losses wasn’t good enough " I
hold this Team to a higher standard. We
did not win the
Big Ten title; we did not win the
National Championship; we
did not even beat either the
D’Antionio-coached Spartans or
the team we will face in hostile combat tomorrow. This
year, however, is different. We have
iron instilled in
our minds and in our bones; we have defeated all those who’ve
stood in our path, including the Spartans, and aim to
maintain that perfect record. Bo would
be proud of how this
Team has come together and played the way he
would’ve wanted in their journey toward perfection. We
have kept our heads all year, and I’m honored of how these
boys have held themselves each and every game. We’re
going to treat this game like any other " there
just happens to be a lot more on the line. There’s
a reason this battle of two perennial powers is
called The Game " football truly
doesn’t get any better than this.”
For
the next hour Harbaugh answered additional questions about himself and
the team he coached until one final inquiry was launched in
the waning minutes of the press conference:
“Coach Harbaugh, you once
guaranteed victory over the vaulted Buckeyes of Ohio. Will
you be giving any such promises today?” With
a glare that could melt marble and cause the bravest of men to quiver, the
khaki-clad coach stared the brave reporter dead in the eyes as
he uttered his deathly calm reply:
“Michigan is
the best Team in College Football this year. We
have played harder, better, faster, and stronger than
anyone in the country and we will
prove that tomorrow. I
shouldn’t have to stand and proclaim triumph to
the heavens; my Team will do the talking tomorrow. Last
year, they were young, still educating themselves under
the reign of a new ruler " faultless in their misfortune. Ohio
travelled to our homeland, met us on hallowed ground, and
ripped our beating hearts from our chests. Those
vile Buckeyes stole our honor " we have come to regain it. My
past as a player and as a coach hold no favor over this game; it
is up to those who fight, those who lay their lives for
their brothers, those who wear their hearts on their sleeves, to
determine who shall prevail in illustrious glory. I
can’t allow myself to be swayed by false pretenses when
I have much grander goals for this Team.
This is but
one step on our journey to a National Championship. Thank
you for your questions " I’ve got a game to win.” With
his mind full of football and hope of conquest in the
upcoming game, Harbaugh departed from the field and
journeyed back to his room for the purpose of relaxing. As
day turned to night and Diana’s chariot took hold of the sky, Jim
gathered his players before breaking to one final night’s rest.
As
his mind drifted into sleep, it was visited with dreams of
his past, telling tales of his great career. He
saw the Pacific shores of the Palo Alto coast as he coached his
Cardinal program up from the ashes and into the spotlight of
three straight Rose Bowl appearances; he saw his brief journey
north to San Francisco as he performed the
same promising methods at the professional level " bringing
the pitiful 49ers to three straight NFC Championship Games, even
making a Super Bowl appearance in 2013. He
saw the battle against his older brother as he faced John in
the familial Super Bowl XLVII, losing by five points on a
last second defensive stop at the goaline. He
watched his alma mater, his pride and joy, his
Michigan, fall from grace as he coached teams out west. He
watched with burning eyes as the likes of Rich
Rodriguez and Brady Hoke failed to become ‘Michigan Men,’ losing again and
again to Little Brother and
That Team Down South. Who could save
them? Who,
in desperate times, could lead the team he once played for back
to prominence, to the Rose Bowl, to the National Championship? Why
not him? Why not he, who performed
miracle after
miracle for these struggling Pacific programs when they
were at their weakest, begging for mercy, step up and take the reins? He
knew what Michigan football was supposed to be; he
knew how to get his Ann Arbor Empire back. No
need for those of Maize and Blue to grieve " Jim would come home.
He
would lead them to three straight shut-outs in
just his first season, and would suffer with his players as
they lived the most heart-breaking loss in Michigan history " to
the god-damned Spartan ruffians. He’d
suffer a
fourth straight loss to the Buckeyes on his home turf embarrassed
as nearly thirty points distanced themselves as
time expired and the Scarlet and Grey staked claim to their honor. As
he saw these images, Harbaugh was startled by a figure, ghostly
in appearance, emerging from his memories. Shimmering
before him, now stood the translucent image of
Michigan’s greatest coach " Bo Schembechler. Wearing
his iconic flat-rimmed, block-M baseball cap, old-fashioned
sunglasses, and customary maize and blue jacket, Michigan’s
hero smiled at the bewildered Harbaugh and opened
his mouth, speaking in his humble voice: “Come, Jim,
walk with me " I have something to show you.”
After
a few moments staring, transfixed, at the image of the deceased coach, Harbaugh
jolted out of his reverie and followed the legend. “How
are you here, Bo? You, who have fallen
to the perils of
age and disease now appear before me clear as day, as
if you still lived in our world. How can
this be?” With
a twinkle in his eye, the great coach calmly replied: “I
come to all those who are worthy, Jim. I
have watched my
Team fall from grace. But I kept
believing. I stuck by
them, hard though it was, because that’s what you do " you
stick by your Team. As my past self once
said " ‘Those
who stay will be champions.’ Even
in death, I have stayed loyal to my Team and so have you. You,
who returned to preach my style of football; to
coach my type of players, instilling your values and care in them. You
indeed are worthy of being called a champion. For
deep down, your players must know you care. That
is what’s most important " you could never have done what
you’re doing now if your players felt you did not care. They
know, no matter what, that you will be by their side, fighting
tooth and nail to make them the best athletes " the
best men " that they can possibly be. You’ve
brought back my greatest teaching, echoing throughout the
Big House every Fall Saturday for the past fifty years: that
‘no man is more important than The Team. No
coach is more important than the Team " The
Team, The Team, The Team " and if we think this way, all of
us, everything you do, you must take into consideration what
effect does it have on my Team?’ You
have an opportunity here, Jim, to write yourself into
the renowned history books of Michigan lore. I
see your future, and it is bright, bright as the sun that
shines over the flaunted Great Lakes and upon
the Big House every day of every year. You
will be victorious tomorrow; you will see the
face of your next defeated opponent in
the Big Ten Championship and continue on to the
College Football Playoff. There you will
carve your
name into history and lead Ann Arbor to the highest peak in
all of College Football " I have seen this " and so shall you.”
Having
been instilled with fiery passion from the words of
his idol, Harbaugh, at last, took in his surroundings. He
had not noticed their travels had taken them to a place, glittered
in gold and filled with images, much
like that of the apparition before him. Years
flashed before his eyes as Game after Game came and went. Coaches
of Teams’ past bellowed in pride as their Teams won and
shared tears of anguish as efforts played out in vain. The
likes of Fielding Yost, Harry Kipke, Fritz Crisler, Bennie
Oosterbaan, and Bump Elliot took command of their men
and sailed their ships to exaltation, just as Jason and his Argonauts
sailed to Colchis in wake of the mythical Golden Fleece. The
Ten Year War ravaged his eyes with animalistic fury as
Harbaugh witnessed Bo fight Woody Hayes for
the right of passage to Pasadena and smelling the roses. Of
Bo, coming to Ann Arbor in his first season as leader, vanquishing
the heralded defending National Champion Buckeyes " a
feat Harbaugh had failed to emulate his first season. Of
the infamous 1973 tie, where those of the Grey and Scarlet tore
down the ‘Victors’ banner as they took the field. Of
blood becoming triumph, boys becoming men, and
greatness becoming legend, as year after year these
two armies clashed in tempestuous brutality. He
watched himself, in former years, as quarterback to the Wolverines, promise
those of the pen a win come that Saturday against Ohio. Watched
Loyd Carr bring Ann Arbor its last Championship in 1997.
He
saw defeat. The turn of the latest
century brought only pain, as
year after year Wolverines laid their swords onto the battlefield ashamed
in defeat as Buckeye victory plastered thirteen of
the last fifteen arduous Games " up until this season. Just
as he had told his Team, he watched, in awe, as
game after game unfolded before him.
Then, it
appeared before him " The Game: 2016. He
watched, teary-eyed, as his comrades of maize and blue walked
into that Columbian Horse and win back their pride. Bands
of Arboreal fans littered the amphitheater with cries of
approval and roars of excitement as touchdown after touchdown struck
those of the Buckeye could only look on in defeat as
their wretched city burned with flames of disappointment. While
waning seconds ticked off the clock, Harbaugh could see the
sun break free of cloudy chains and shine onto the field basking
warmth and glory onto the face of Harbaugh and his soldiers. They
had walked into the valley of the shadow of
Buckeye Scarlet and Grey and feared no evil " for
Team 137 were the strongest men in that valley.
As
Harbaugh, face glistening with tears of pride, looked at Bo, the
ghost of Michigan’s past spoke, “You see, Jim? You
must only seize what is rightfully yours for the taking. Do
not waver in your decisions, do not falter in your steps, your
Team is destined for greatness, and fate has ordained them
champions " it is already written. Go
now, wake, and
tell your Team what their future holds.
Spark their
pride, light their hearts with the fervors of victory and
lead your Team, as I have done in past years, to glory. I
leave you, now. Seize the day, Jim, for
your day has come.” With
a final nod of respect and wisp of smoke, Bo vanished.
Strengthened
by the dream he’d dreamt the night before, Jim now
stood to speak, mere minutes before the
clock struck noon " the room quieting in an instant. “Last
night, I dreamed of our past; of last year’s losses not
only to the Spartans, but to the team we play today. I
saw my history of a coach, how I’ve successfully led
every team I’ve coached to a divisional title by my second season. This,
gentlemen, is my second season here at Michigan. Yet,
perhaps the most miraculous part of my dream last night was
a visit from the great Bo Schembechler.
He came to me and
told me of our destiny " it has been written that
we will be champions, not only today, but every game for
the remainder of our outstanding season. Fate
has name us champions, men, and it is up to us to
seize the day and take what is rightfully ours. I
believe in all of you " you are all great men, great
athletes, a great family. You have done all
that has been asked of you and more.
Ready your hearts and
play one more game here today as if it is your destiny to win " because
it truly is. Emulating the man that has spoken
to me through
death, I say to you: ‘We’re gonna believe in each other. We’re
not gonna criticize each other. We’re
not gonna talk about each other. We’re
gonna encourage each other.’ You
are all brothers out there on that field. You
are all facing our greatest rivals. You
are all playing in the Game of all Games. Right
outside of that tunnel is glory " seize it. For
we are…the University of Michigan.” © 2016 Thomas Burbank |
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