He Wants What I Want (A Man)

I'm in love, oh so very in love with a man

A man with a mighty plan (and sexy tan)

He likes the same things I like

Like riding bikes and taking a hike

He always thinks I'm right

We never, ever fight

He wants what I want

And this want, it oh so taunts.

See, I want a man to hold me close

But so does he, he wants a man the most

It's the worst type of love, this love I feel

Sometimes I wish this wasn't real

But yes, oh very so, yes

I am in love with someone of the opposite sex

Who, in spite of me I say!, craves the embrace of the same

This is oh very so... lame

Why am I in love with a gay?

Reviews

[DC Gentleman]

Wow.. this was so well written.. and thats wild..

[Jean]

Wow, I'm getting great submissions for this contest! :)
The flow was awesome, and the message was clear and humorous.
Very well written. Thanks for joining! :D

[OutToLunch]

Interesting...

wait are you talking about...

you still don't have a crush on...

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