Neo-liberal Über Allës

The song 'California Über Allës' by 'Dead Kennedys' re-written for neo-liberals.

I am secretary Hillary
My aura smiles and never frowns
Soon I will be president.

White male power will soon go 'way.
I will be führer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will fall in line in school
Your kids will fall in line in school

Neo-liberal Über Alles
Neo-liberal Über Alles
Über Alles Neo-liberal
Über Alles Neo-liberal

"Progressive" fascists will control you
Hundred percent principled
We will all be the master race
And always wear the happy face
Unsubscribe, can't happen here
Fat knight on white horse is near
The bigots won't come back you say
Check yourself or you will pay
Check yourself or you will pay

Neo-liberal Über Alles
Neo-liberal Über Alles
Über Alles Neo-liberal
Über Alles Neo-liberal

Now it is nineteen eighty-four
Knock-knock at your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They have come for your irate niece

Come quietly to the class
Learn quickly and you will pass
Don't you worry, it's only a test
You get a star 'cause you're the best

Die on organic poison gas
Serpent's eggs already hatched
You will croak, you racist frog
When President Hillary becomes the law
When President Hillary becomes the law

Neo-liberal Über Alles
Neo-liberal Über Alles
Über Alles Neo-liberal
Über Alles Neo-liberal

Reviews

[Jerome Malenfant]

Hell, I just got to respond to this:

Der TrumpenFuehrer! Der TrumpenFuehrer!
All hail to our glorious TrumpenFuehrer!
To the USA’s newly-crowned royalty
We pledge our complete abject loyalty,
To the great man of history, our Dear TrumpenLeader

To Der TrumpenFuehrer, Der TrumpenFuehrer!
The truth is whatever he tweets today,
No matter the truth tweeted yesterday.
Say goodbye to our so-called democracy
While we welcome the coming kleptocracy

Of Der TrumpenFuehrer, Der TrumpenFuehrer,
Who’s really real smart and knowns all the best words.
His thugs will corral all the liberals in herds
And send them away to some faraway lands
Where they’ll never make fun of the real tiny hands

Of Der TrumpenFuehrer! Der TrumpenFuehrer!
He’ll solve all our problems and ease all our pain
And if he doesn’t, Obama’s to blame!
He’ll slash all the taxes of those rich enough
To buy private islands and mansions and stuff

From Der TrumpenFuehrer, Der TrumpenFuehrer;
He watches the Fake News all the day long
And gets real upset when it says he done wrong.
He fondles the maps of where his voters abide
For his glorious victory gives such great pride

To Der Trumpenfuehrer, Der TrumpenFuehrer!
The newspeople say that he’s weird and insane,
Corrupt and a fool and just inhumane.
But we care not a bit and repeat the refrain:
Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil to Der TrumpenFuehrer!!

[Sgtpeppr]

Lol "TrumpenFuehrer" is nice and catchy, but I hope you didn't post this assuming my attack of neo-liberals was a defense of Der TrumpenFuerher.

[Jerome Malenfant]

Yeah, I did think on first reading that it was a pro-Trump, anti-Hillary poem, (and I had this poem just sitting around, so...)