I’m not just whistlin devastation

If you don't read this, then you're the coward who ruined it for every one. What the hell do I mean by that?

I’m not just whistlin devastation

 

It’s the stars!

They’re conspiring with the wine

To deceive me.

 

I understand that the comet is not a comet,

It’s the Mayans screeching through time

On their stone spaceship-eagle-donkey.

 

The moon is definitely involved

Somehow.

Nobody that sexy could not be involved

Somehow.

 

Then there’s that invisible thing with the huge teeth

And fiery antennae-

O yeah,

They call it God.

 

Like,

Why not Zog or Don?

 

Anyway, they know I know.

And that is bad.

 

Wait.

 

How did you get in here?

Why are you so?

Is it?

Are you?

 

Ahhh!

The comic book prophet was right,

It was the.

 

Sssssssssssssssssssssss!

From the liquid darkness.

 

Who writes this s**t?

Is there any butter on this popcorn?

Since when was an ounce of chocolate

Worth more than an ounce of gold?

 

This might be the key to the answer.

 

All great nations must end!

 

Especially those a******s who use to eat

Eachother. 

 

I'm late again.

Go.

You can't be here when it happens.

Seriously,

Run!

 

They can hear your feelings

and taste your thoughts.

 

That's gotta be all for now.

 

(Hide! It smells you!)

 

Author's Note

I'm sorry if you weren't offended.
I'll do better next time.
God bless!

Reviews

[OT]

LOL! brilliant - had me cracking up haha! you are a genius poet for sure it - the first half in particular for its sheer sarcasm - "It’s the stars!
They’re conspiring with the wine
To deceive me.

I understand that the comet is not a comet,
It’s the Mayans screeching through time
On their stone spaceship-eagle-donkey." - the second stanza is actually incredible - loved it

[MuSe Ampoule]

I wasn't offended, try harder! This was hysterical!
"Anyway, they know I know.
And that is bad."

Great, great social commentary! you never fail to hold the mirror up and pop us over the head with it.

[Brad]

crap, i've gotta clear out my old atomic bunker...i have rabbits in there that i've been keeping around for hybrid purposes...and "devastation"...how does that tune go? i need a new song in my head...right now i just have "imma be imma be imma be be be be...." aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhh

[Ed Hart]

ZogDonnit! I'll get the building, you get a collar, we'll make millions!

[Kenneth The Poet]

This is a f*****g awesome piece, RG.

[Pretty Faces Split Open]

Incredible! I love it! The first stanza is amazing.