Not a Sexual Poem

Not a Sexual Poem

 

I gently spread the outer plates with my quivering forefinger and thumb. Then, I generously lube the opening. I slide the hard shaft of the old metering rod in and out to spread the lubricant deep into the ready hole. It is important to give the step up springs attention as well. They are happier wet than dry. I undo the fasteners on the choke cam, and pull it aside. At this point I’m too excited to take the time for full removal. I slide the new rod in until it is as deep as it will go. Then, move it in and out. The grease warms with the friction, and, now, if I push with a bit more force, the rod will go even deeper. On the final triumphant thrust, some liquid may shoot up from the hole. It is important to protect your face. I gently put the outer folds back into place, pop the key in the ignition, and take her for a high-speed ride around the block. If the procedure is done correctly, you will have a bit of leakage on the first hard run. This is nothing to worry about. Just use an old towel to wipe it away. The next time you climb inside of her, she should purr like a well-fed kitten.     

Reviews

[EMF]

Petroleum Jelly on the catch also works a treat. And now in the vien of my old Priest...the one who excommunicated me... Thisissomethingthatshouldnotbetalkedof. But he did have a filthy mind. He used to cover Jesus up on the cross, 'Lest any woman became engourged by his MANLINESS'. Wonder why they made him a bishop and didn't section him. But the manual... give me a few hours to check it out in practice and I'll let you know how it works.

[Tim Lion]

Sick b*****d. I love it! :)

[Dark Angel ~]

Ahaha, clever...
Why is my mind so dirty >.

[Victoria PoetryBunny]

hi, lmao this is good really got me smiling.... still smiling. :D I loved it, the title is perfect, the way you wrote it too look like this way but is actually this way, is brilliant! =) Really awesome, i like these kind of poems they are different and give it a twist and edge, somethin' a bit unexpected and for this one a bit teasing to haha. Keep up the awesome writings.

[Nicky Wilson]

red cheeks !! oh my my mind is dirty as well i guess but like you said not sexual so very well done gr8 job :)

[guiltyascharged]

I have such an effin' dirty mind.
My thoughts wandered to sex,
lmfao. Sorry. All in all, only
a very creative poet can write
such obvious words and twist it
into such innocent foreplay. Very
well done!

[TJ]

Haha is it bad if I write the same thing Ken did? Because thus exactly what I was thinking.

[Kenneth The Poet]

Only a twisted mechanic could write something this descriptive and charged. Nice work.

[MuSe Ampoule]

Ha, car porn...Selene you naughty vixen! Um...maybe my mind is just stuck in the gutter because this was soooooooo sexy! Who doesn't love a well tuned engine. ;) You sure do know how to twist us up. ;)

[Jūdan FyreHeart]

Such a twist and play on words. The images so carefully constructed and placed to bring about the desired reactions. Fantastic!