Tips for a Better Life

 

Everything is EXACTLY what it seems.

 

People on the city streets are very trustworthy.

 

There is a lollipop in the garbage diposal.

Fire makes a lovely dress.

There's nothing sexier than removing all of your toenails.

Fast food is always a totally acceptable meal.

 

Hit yourself in public! It will make people think you're mysterious.

 

Wanna be a real vampire?

Drink a pint of human blood.

It WORKS!

 

Eyebrows that look like a badger's nest are so HOT!

 

Eating nothing but peanut butter is good for your puppy.

 

A lighter is a wonderful body hair removal device.

 

And, most importantly,

have fun.

 

Life is short when your gullible.

Reviews

[OT]

LOOOL!!! "fire makes a lovely dress" -- "hit yourself in public! it will make people think you're mysterious" and "eyebrows that look like a badger's nest are so HOT!" LOL! genius haha Life is short when you're gullible - and pretty painful too it seems ha

[Jūdan FyreHeart]

This is brilliant! Ignorance is bliss but wow.. fantastic work

[Kenneth The Poet]

You forgot to mention that its always a great idea to over anything with a lawn mower.

[Tommy]

Is crunchy peanut butter ok? And that blow up doll looks a lot like my ex-girlfriend, but not that type of a friend, use your imagination….”Gullible”

RLG,
Bubba

[Bare Bohemian]

*reaches in the garbage disposal*

[NoneOfYourBusiness akaK..]

oh! this should be a MARKER at every intersection of Life!~ you had me giggling~ especially picturing woofie looking at their person with a mouthful of peanut butter asking "Are you nucking futs today?" lovely social commentary on the mentality of sheeple~ lol

[Kerry O'Connor]

hahahaha!!!!!

The pic... no, I won't ask what on-line store you found that beauty!

And all great advice... off to try the lighter hair-remover.