Dear fellow conspiracy
theorist,
Congratulations on
making your way to the most important information you may ever find to improve your
understanding of the Great Hoax.
I cannot tell you of the
druid-like wisdom that being a master skill-bender has brought me. The
unconditional fear that comes from hiding and hunting for your food is a
feeling that one simply cannot describe in civilian terms.
A feeling like a
blood-stained Christmas morning turned inside-out and left to die in a rural
roadside ditch. It's no wonder that, often times, survivalists refer to their guns
as their "lovers" or their "shiny little saviors".
Remember this:
reading this material could be the difference between laughing about a
near-miss and slowly perishing face-down in a puddle of your own bodily wastes.
Your decision! It’s only $20.12 while supplies last. Buy one now!
Until the End (so,
not much longer),
Satellite Sleeper
P.S.
Learn to fly like an
eagle or burn with the rest of the faithless piggies!
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