Pastries & Death

Muffin Overdose
Light blue berry foam
Seeps through coveted full lips
Of deceased Jolie

Minty Demise
"Death by mint cookies!"
Demanded Queen Antoinette
The peasant's wife wept.

Comfort Food
Miley Cyrus's mom
Flipped flapjacks frivolously
'Til her arms fell off

Failure
Crumbling Geishas
Used craisin scones as numchucks
And lost the battle

Obsession
Hot Cheetoes with cheese
Was the downfall of Jess as
The cheese was too hot

Dry Rye
Billy was talking
Too much while eating rye bread
She suffocated.

Unlikely
As Martha chomped a
yummy cupcake, a sprinkle
stabbed into pupil.