Toaster issues

Its painfully become aware to me
That my toaster has its own personality

Today I think it went on strike
I have never seen anything of the like

I put my bread in the slots and pushed the lever down
But to my dismay they popped right out and landed on the ground

sigh

So I grabbed another two slices and into the slots they went
But my toaster was far from being done with its torment

I thought I was wise in holding the lever down
But my toaster wouldn't even make the bread light brown

It shut off on me and I cursed it out
The neighbors think I have lost it no doubt

I picked up my toaster and sat it down hard
popped my bread back down but this time it got charred

Oh for the love of pop tarts
Either I am stupid or this toaster is smart

I give up on this challenge for the moment
I'll just go to the store and buy some donuts!