Bang - Scene 2A Stage Play by ScribblesScene 2 STE, returning from a session with LOUISE, finds his best friend of his
entire life, the sweet but dull VINNIE awaiting him in his room. STE’s bedroom. VINNIE
is already there, strumming idly on a guitar. He stands up, checks the time,
wanders to a poster of a naked woman and eyes it for a moment. He then goes to
unzip his jeans, shoving his hands down them when STE enters. He quickly
withdraws. VINNIE: Ste! STE: (Suspicious) Alright... VINNIE: Where’ve you been? STE: Out. VINNIE: With who? STE: Your ma. How the f**k’d you get in my room? VINNIE: Your ma, now you bring it up. STE: Brilliant. So what’d I miss today? Fill me in on the latest gossip, the news of that haven of wisdom and knowledge that is Collins’ Comprehensive? VINNIE: Usual shite. The f**k’ve you been anyway? STE: Sick. VINNIE: You don’t look sick. STE: Don’t I? VINNIE: Nah. I’ve seen you sick. Not a beautiful sight I can tell you. STE: I’m sure. VINNIE: Shite spewin’ out of every imaginable artifice " STE: Orifice. VINNIE: Even so. The night we knocked back half a bottle of absinthe watching Saw 3. It was sick you was then let me tell you. Sick you was then and sick you ain’t now. STE: Sick in the head maybe. VINNIE: Sure aren’t we all? I’m telling you there is not a f*****g person on this earth who hasn’t thought of topping themselves at least once. You maybe twice or three times. STE: Well aren’t you the observant one? VINNIE: I am and all. Sure wasn’t it me who found you the first time? The blood halfway to your ankles? STE: Ah it was yeah. Tunes? VINNIE: Tunes. (VINNIE fumbles at the
stereo. Marylin Manson’s ‘Tainted Love’ plays. The two bob their heads along to
the music. VINNIE soon starts to join in) VINNIE: ONCE AH RAN TO YOU (falsetto) AH RAN! NOW AH RUN FROM YOUUU! THIS TAINTED LOVE YOU’VE GIVEN, I GIVE YOU ALL A SOMETHING SOMETHING (at this point STE, who has been eyeing the scene disapprovingly, turns off the music) TAKE MY TEARS AND THATS NOT REALLY " (VINNIE stops
suddenly, embarrassed, glances at STE, who shakes his head slowly. VINNIE sits,
shamed.) (Long pause) VINNIE: Marylin Manson. (STE nods) He’s doin fair well for himself for an ugly fella. STE: Scary is the word. F****n’ psychopathic looking. VINNIE: Not like you. Sure looking you wouldn’t think you were a psychopath at all like. STE: Thanks man. VINNIE: He’s riding your one too. Dita Von Tight Twat or whatever it is. STE: Nice rack. VINNIE: Gives hope to ugly mugs like us, yeah? STE: Vinnie. VINNIE: Yeah,? STE: Manson is riding Tight Twat right? VINNIE: Right. STE: Because he’s got enough cash to keep her tits inflated ‘til the polar caps melt. VINNIE: F**k me... Could he take her to Majorca? STE: And back again, Vinnie. VINNIE: Even I’d ride a fella with silver teeth’d take me to Majorca. STE: One day Vinnie. One day. VINNIE: Ah sure, we’ll always have each other. (Pause) I mean in a spiritual way ‘course. Brotherly. Not for riding. STE: Yes Vinnie. VINNIE: D’you remember when we were made blood brothers Stevie? STE: I do. VINNIE: Used a rusty f*****g razorblade and I was so excited I slashed the veins on me hands. STE: I remember. VINNIE: The first time I ever saw your blood. Didn’t think it’d be the first of many, you know what I mean? (Laughs, turning awkward when doesn’t join in. Pause) But still, that time... I mean the time you tried to top yourself. D’you remember that Stevie? D’you remember? STE: Yes, I do. VINNIE: The blood spatterin’ out of you like an epileptic hose. You and your rusty razor blade. Did just what mammy did for me when I cut my hand for the blood pact. I calmly grabbed a clean towel, and I said WHAT THE FECK DO YE THINK YOU’RE DOING YE PEABRAINED FECK YE! Wrapped you up. Called the ambulance. Would’ve gotten there earlier only I had to ring 11890 for the number. But it got ye in the end. And here we are. STE: Here we are. (OFF) STE’S MAM: Vincent! Stephen! Dinner! Vincent looks to Ste expectedly, excitedly STE’S MAM: Vincent? Did you hear me? STE: She’s calling you, man. Vinnie is confused for a few moments, his eyes dart between his friend and the door. Ste urges him on. He scrambles up. VINNIE: Coming, Mrs D! Ste scoffs as he
nearly falls headfirst out the door with excitement. He regards the room for a
moment, takes out a guitar and strums. Lights fade. © 2011 Scribbles |
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