What has made me a "dog"?

A Chapter by Schambelor

I always try coming home late to avoid getting in trouble with my dad and his wife about the constant mess in my bedroom. The first thing I do is open my laptop and get into Facebook. There's about four new messages in my inbox and fifteen unseen notifications. When I open up my messages, this comes up:

Girl 1: heyyyyyyy come to my place tomorrow night?
Girl 2: <3
Bro: dude, what about that chick you hooked up with last night?
Girl 3: we gotta have a serious conversation.

As any undercover agent would do, I have to answer all of these messages. Maybe not the last one (not yet), because it is good to avoid the emotional problems you've given to a girl that you (unfortunately) made out with/banged. However, eventually you've got to face such issues in order to conserve your reputation; how could it be good to hear that people's been saying you're the biggest manwhore in your college?

Being a "dog" is an adventure of many chapters that very few people have taken out from their list of social taboos, because a dog that does enough wrong things falls hard into impopularity. No one would like to hear that you're the d****e that, after breaking up with your girlfriend (one of the most popular, loved, admired girls in your college) decided to go around hooking up with any girl he could find in his way, and that with such actions made his ex-girlfriend suffer to the point of depression. Nevertheless, an appropiate strategy can make the lamest guy turn into the biggest dog in town avoiding any kind of emotional problems caused on any girl. Being a good dog is like playing Age of Empires with the "how do you turn this on" cheat and having your opponents not notice it - ever. It is a technique that becomes perfect on hard practice and constant tripping; but once you dominate it, you can have any girl on your feet for the most convenient time (but never as much time as you want).

It is necessary, though, to make a point: this "doggyness" is not based on a materialistic vision of women (even though they think that all of us manwhores are the same s**t). I do not dedicate myself to the hunt of trophies. I don't go to a bar with the purpose of breaking my own personal record of how many women I can make out with in a single night. I fiercely reject this conversion of women into sexual objects. Even though they all accuse us of being heartless and mischievous, I can totally confirm that I became a dog because I love women. I love to have one of them as my companion for the things that lust and wildness have introduced in our minds. And I know that, very deep inside of them, they love it too. Sadly, most of them confuse such things with feelings and turn it into a "will-be-relationship". And the ability to recognize this in the exact moment saves us from social destruction.

Unfortunately, the adjective given to us men that love women in a carnal and objective way (but never less passionate) is that of MANWHORE. Manwhores are guys that use women for sex and then throw them away to waste like PlayStation games: once they beat the game, they never play it again and they lose interest on it. I am uncapable of using a woman in such way. I like to consent my companion. I like to make her feel loved. And all those guys that have dedicated to using women in such trashy way are the true essence of manwhoreness. For us, there should be another name, and few are the women that call us their "lovers". That is a better name for our role. But we can not get rid of the social perception that loser men have dragged us into; thus, we are known as manwhores as well.

This compilation of what I call "The way of the good dog" should work to free us from the irresponsible actions' effects of spoiled men. It should justify most of our own actions and attitudes, and make women understand the sacred duty we have of giving them pleasure and happyness in their moments of lack of love. It is basic for society to understand that we are like bacterium that consume dead organisms: even though not all people like us, we stabilize the ecosistem, we give equillibrium to the environment. Maybe this compilation won't meet it's purpose fully, but I hope it helps on making us misunderstood dogs be finally understood.

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