Egotistical Fun

I made most of this up because I didnt have any music to listen to on the way to the park. everything from "And all of those above are the weakest of my attacks" on was added when i got home.

Its exhilarating
When I exaggerate my words
Its absurd
I feed you every time I spit another verse
My lyrics are so powerful they make the fakes disperse
It's a curse
I'm what they call the king of chaos and worst
I'm the majesty of magic
I'm the royalty of rap
Ive been writing new lines since I was four foot flat
Imagine that
I was only half the size of Shaq'
Even then I was more clever than that cat in the hat

I don't blame him
I shamed him
I killed him and I framed him
I choked him out I pinned him up
And took him to the museum

Now hes an artifact
That silly cat in the hat
People STILL wonder how I got him stuck like that

I'm a magician
Took out my wand and wizards cap
Turned him to a toad and back
Minimized him squashed him flat
The cat and Dr. Seuss will never make a decent comeback

And all of those above are the weakest of my attacks
You cant react to all the magic I perform in one act

Levitating on the stage
Staging a way to rearrange
All of the objects on the table
Teleport out of this cage

Prove to the audience
That this is not a magic trick
This whole book is non fiction
This whole show is prop less

Author's Note

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