If I Were A Rockstar

If I were a rockstar,
I'd tell you to f**k off.

If I were a rockstar,
I'd pay someone to beat you up.

If I were a rockstar,
I'd pack up and leave.

If I were a rockstar,
I wouldn't be home for the holidays.

If I were a rockstar,
My personal assistant would send cards.

If I were a rockstar,
I'd buy drugs.

If I were a rockstar,
I'd snort line after line.

If I were a rockstar,
I'd laugh as you cry.

If I were a rockstar,
I wouldn't give a f**k

Author's Note

Seems like I'm getting a lot of comments on how rockstars don't behave like this. I for one do not hate on rockstars. I love them. Not gonna lie.
This is a poem that I wrote when I was extremely pissed. And what better person(s) to use than a rockstar(s)?

Reviews

[caitlin]

Well I certainly disagree with the rockstars doing drugs and snorting lines, I can think of more than a dozen true rockstars off the top of my head who never did drugs and many who never even drank.... I don't know about today's "rockstars" though :P lol. This is a well written piece that certainly is full of a lot of emotion and power. Great write.

[Coyote Poetry]

Your words are true for most Rock stars. Drugs will blind you. You will lose contact with real people and be content to swim with the same. I like the way you made your point in this poem. It is sad how the talented people fall to booze and drugs. Life is more then money. One day you may grow old? I like the ending to the excellent poem.
Coyote

[stars are far]

This was well done ...
and rockstars are also human so they made mistakes and act like we do ...
so ...good write

[Rene Velez]

No need for apologies, it's cool, I like the f**k it all attitude this gives off...true angst...

[Myth]

Wow, you were ANGRY? I would never have guessed. No angry words here or anything. X3
Anyway, really emotional and clever. I like it. :D

[joshua deathdealer]

lol Not all rockstars live this way but I can relate to feelings of not caring in this write.

[sounds of shadows]

Fun, ironic use of a stereotype. I enjoyed it. In fact, as I read it, I could easily picture it recorded for youtube with a grinding metal refrain behind it. I'll bet it would get a lot of hits.

Maybe you could put a disclaimer at the end for those who got stirred up. Something like [Please note: no rockstars were harmed in the writing of this poem.]

[The fallen of innocence]

lol this is awesome, i would so say this to the ppl i hate

[J. J. Nightingale]

LOL ... KINDA FUN TO READ YOUR RANT ... I GUESS THIS IS TRUE 80% OF THE TIME ... BUT WHAT DO I KNOW .. LOL ...

HUGS .. JASMINE

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞Emmett..]

Well, I only like the artists that make good music. If they do drugs then I wouldn't care, just don't stop making da music, yeah~! >w<