Annoying Sister

This is what happens to you if you are an annoying sister/sibling. Unsure about ending dialogue, but it really will depend on how the actors portray it if it's funny or not, I think.

INT. ABI'S BEDROOM - DAY

Abi is sitting at a desk with a computer in front of her. She is cracking her knuckles and stretching her neck, obviously preparing.

ABI:

English essay...prepared to get raped.

Her hands head toward her keyboard, but as soon as she does, her little sister, JANE, walks in.

JANE:

Sis! Come play with me!

ABI:

Can't. I'm busy. Maybe another time.

JANE pouts and sits on ABI's bed. JANE looks around for a moment.

JANE:

Meow.

ABI ignores her and continues typing.

JANE:

Meow.

ABI rolls her eyes, but continues working.

JANE:

Meow.

ABI looks frustrated, but continues her work.

JANE:

Meow.

ABI finally explodes in a yelling voice.

ABI:

Jane! I'm not going to play with you! I'm busy with this

essay! Can't you see that this is important?!

JANE looks sad and slinks out of the room. Not long after, there is a loud THUNK, JANE yells oww(or something along those lines), and another sound of falling a body to the ground.

ABI:

Jane? You okay? You better not be

messing with me, Jane.

ABI doesn't hear a response, so she gets up and checks. JANE is on the ground, motionless, with her eyes open. ABI looks very concerned. Their older sister, probably only one year older than ABI, CAROL, walks around the corner and sees JANE. CAROL looks confused, but not very concerned.

CAROL:

What happened to our little sister?

ABI:

(panicked tone)

I don't know! I heard a thunk and then THIS!

What do we do?!

CAROL:

I don't know but..

(pauses)

Dibs on her part of the will.

 

(end there?)

 

CAROL walks away, making sure not to step on JANE. ABI looks confused.

ABI:

I call her room!