You Know How It Goes

some joke haikus for you

You Know How It Goes

 

Blinking cursor mocks.

Laptop now overheating.

Fizzled, we combust.

 

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F**k it all to hell.

Stabbing neck with pen sounds good.

Blood on lined paper.

 

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Pages are lifeless.

Character zombies eat me.

My brains are yummy.

Reviews

[Antonio Valentino]

Yeah I do... well some of it anyway... the cursor laughing at you as you sit there like some wordless mook, puter overheating for the third time today, ready to give it some air, out the window... the neck stabbing part? Hmm, maybe not so much lol. Pages are lifeless, Character zombes eat me lol! Brains aren't bad... simmered then sauted, served with fava beans and a nice Chianti... ha.

Hilarous Sara, loved it!
Antonio xx

[alesuriko]

HAHAHAHA! These are the most comical haikus I've ever read. Truly delightful, especially the humorous twist on the grotesque gore of blood and zombies. Absolutely brilliant. My favorite was "we combust". Well done!

[Annette Jay Sweeney]

Very nice haikus! I like each of them in a different way. They each have a lot of character and show your humorous side. :)

[JC]

ha, nice, a moment of frustration turned into art..dig it.

[Jonathan Ballam]

Bwahahaha...lovely dash of deadly humour!

All this talk of blood and zombies, reminds me I should get back to listening to Cannibal Corpse!

[Jenny Nelson]

Wonderful! Those are great. So fitting for how my day has gone. Glad I came across them. I love 'em.

[Arthur Henn]

Had to come back and read this. Every time I read it. I laugh, and I smile.

[deeps]

My goodness, this is powerful and so well expressed.
I like this write. So much feeling in this. Very well written.

[Augustus]

Hehe! Again, your remarkable wit shows here, Sara! This time it has taken the form of haikus! "Fizzled, we combust" and "My brains are yummy" are hilariously intelligent expressions. Thoroughly loved it!

[Ruth]

lol

Yep, know that feeling!

xx

[SamBug]

Wow. This was crazy good!