Shout! It! Out!

done for the 'Shout It Out' contest

Shout! It! Out!

 

I secretly think I'm HILARIOUS! I'm worried that my SHYNESS will ruin my life! I'll never be as good as Nabokov or Neruda, so what's the FRIGGIN' point?! My Raggedy Ann doll is the most PRECIOUS thing I own! Sometimes I feel like I love my PETS more than my PARENTS! I dream of one day wearing an Alexander McQueen dress to the OSCARS! I've just discovered I loooove HORROR movies! I'm ADDICTED to this font! I sing in the shower and I know I sound FANTASTIC! I worship high fashion, yet wonder why I spend most of my time in FLIP-FLOPS! I HATE people who HATE pink because they think it's uncool! It's just a stupid COLOR, people! I'm hot, and I'm shallow enough to be THANKFUL for it! My CUSSING is a form of art! I have MIXED feelings towards rap! I call myself 'WELL-READ', but I'd rather read fanfiction than great literature! My handwriting is BETTER than yours! I ABSOLUTELY cannot stand my uncle - he is an ultra-conservative, self-righteous, homophobic TOOL! My ex-boyfriend is a DICK! I'm still MAD at him! I like foods with brightly-colored SPRINKLES! I'm a POP CULTURE w***e! I don't care if I sound PRETENTIOUS, I love my BIG vocabulary! Eyebrow plucking is TORTURE disguised as beauty care! FRECKLES are BEAUTIFUL! I was a drama club GEEK in high school, and proud of it! I watch waaaay too much TV! I consider 99% of all TECHNOLOGY useless! I can't decide if I'm too MEAN or too NICE! I really wish the Potterheads and the Twihards would have angry HATE-SEX already... then share a cigarette and make peace for the good of people everywhere. I'm worried by all the "I"s I see in this paragraph -- does that make me look BAD?        

Author's Note

woo, it was nice to get that off my chest... ;)

Reviews

[faryn wolff]

Oh, I love it! The font and colours made your confessions all the more enjoyable to read. Feels like I'm catching snippets from your mind. Almost makes me feel like I'm snooping, but I'm glad I did :)

And I agree about the Twihards and Potterheads. Can't they give it up already?

[deeps]

My goodness this is strong i must agree with you on technology. I have a cell phone still not sure how to work it. I like the vivd colors as well made the write stand out more. This is just simply wonderful. Enjoyable read.

[Ruth]

This is really good!
I love the structure and the reflective element at the end, wraps it nicely!
Hope it was cathartic too lol
xx

[Rory CJ Frankson]

********************************************************************************************* WOW ****************
....No words to describe this one ya used em all, nothing could make you look bad....
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[Arthur Henn]

I think you said it all, and said it all well.
(Still Smiling) still laughing.

Keep writing Sara.

This is a favorite of mine

[Devons]

It's really hard to review this piece. It's VERY entertaining to the eye, and very pleasurable to the funny bone - but it is also crucially human. Self-contradicting, self-admonishing, self-loving, proud, arrogant, angry, bigoted, personal, etc. etc. etc.... All the things that real human beings truly are.. except it is not often nice to confess it...!!!!

All these things are what make up an individual - makes everybody different... for instance, I think pink is CRASS but I also HATE Harry frickin' Potter....!!!!

[James Paulin]

Self portraits reveal the in to the id and the out.

[Dan]

You know why I like this? BECAUSE I DO!!

This should be wallpaper - and I mean that in an entirely complimentary way - this should adorn a lot of walls of a lot of girls.

Good shouty work lady ;-)

[Antonio Valentino]

You are hilarious, you can see it in your writing. Shyness is a virtue, most artists are shy. Neruda aside, don't stop writing, I am a big fan of your's and would miss your poetry dearly. Holding your Raggedy Ann doll close to your heart is adorable. Our pets, give us true unconditional love, parents have a hard job trying to temper their love for you with the discipline needed to teach you the life skills you will need to flourish as an adult. Many people would love to dress up and be honored at an awards ceremony for their artistic creativity. A lot of poeple like horror movies, and yes, this font is pretty cool isn't it? I think we all sound good singing in the shower, especially with pink flip flops! Is it shallow to be grateful for how you look? I don't think so. Everyone cusses nowadays, just remember, you're a lady, so try not to do it in public. rap is aiight. sorry about your uncle and ex. Pop culture is cool so is a nice vocabulary. Eyebrow plucking must be painful, I wouldnt know, and freckles are pretty awesome. Watching tv is probably going to be helpful if you want a career in acting. Technology can be pretty cool especially the internet. Theres a time to be nice and a time to be mean. Lol about the potterheads and thetwihards.

And no, all the, i's don't make you look bad at all. Who do we know most about to write then ourselves?

Great write thanks for sharing so much of yourself with us, it was very interesting!

Antonio :)

[Jenny Nelson]

I love this! It was an amazing expression that did indeed just scream right off the page. Your ending is a fantastic way to wrap the piece up. Excellent write!!!