Random stuff

Im not sure......

1.Never underestimate the blonde
2.Way to man up you queer little b*****d
3.Don't piss off the crazy person
4.Stupid cows... that's why we eat them
5.dude- why is his name perrie?
friend- it says pierre dumbass
dude- ohh sorry geez... someone didn't have a good morning
friend-well obviously idiot not everybody's life is rainbows and glitter T_T
6.Loneliness is not being alone, its being around people who make you feel like you don't belong
7.I'm not weird or insane... im mentally entertained
8.Angry people need hugs... and share objects
9.Short people shoot you
10.I'm crazy, bi-polar, i have issues, and i watch WAY to many csi shows... don't even THINK about pissing me off....
11.I know what your problem is.... your stupid!!!
12. look! its a squoyal (say it the way its spelled)! its dead!! weeeee (its from a YouTube video)
13.Fishy boxers!!! (long story xD)
14.live, laugh love, if that doesn't work raise, aim, fire
15.we made a fiction of our lives, burning pages as we write (its a song)
16.We're just falling through the gray trying to find a heart that's not walking away (its a song)
17.Hold up oh no who let them in the door its like a freak show shake it like a photo (its a song... yes i know its weird)
18. I love they way i can be having the worst day ever and simply talking to you changes my mood completly (tom <3)
19.The struggles make you stronger, the changes make you wiser, and happiness has a way of taking its own sweet time.
20.Scientists have yet to explain why 300 people can work at wal-mart but only 4 registers are open.

21.Im not sarcastic.... my humor has attitude

22.A friend will lend you an umbrella in the pouring rain but a best friend will take yours and yell "run dumbass your getting wet!!!"

23.Caution... you tickle me, you lose a finger...

24.The voices in my head need to quiet down before i poke them with a q-tip again

25.Theres a reason behind everything i do... you just have to figure it out.

26.Worry about nothing, pray about everything, and trust God can do anything

27.A,B,C,D,E,F,G gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue one is peeing on my shoe, now im running for my life, cause the red one has a knife

28. My mom told me im so special, they dont make a bus short enough for me (she really did o.o)

29.Im gonna ge ta grim reaper costume and find an old folks home... then im gonna stand accross the street in the costume and wave at the old folks

30. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has clearly never tried to staple jello to a tree

31.Robin hood was a thief, snow white lived with 7 men, mario got high off mushrooms, and sleeping beauty always sleeps in... and our parents wonder why were so bad....

32.wouldnt it be ironic if someone choked to death on a lifesaver

33.wait, its all that i can take, and every single day a part of my soul is fading but now im unshakled and unbound im calling out your name im fading (its a song)

34.I went to Lowe's the other day.... i took a box of legos... i asked if we could "build something together" and they kicked me out...

35.Go ahead, lie to me... but im telling you know, it just makes me want to knock your teeth down your throat...

36.Some people are waiting for their knight in shining armor... i say screw that... give me a writer with shiny duct tape

37. welcome to my world... where NOTHING is normal

38.be a ftuit loop in a world of cherrios... you enjoy life better when you do

39.gotta love facebook. Havent had this much fun writing on walls since i was 6

40.Kid: this isnt scary... how is this scary???!!! this isnt scary, its stupid...
kids younger sibling: Theres someone hiding in here...

kid: pfttttt not theres not... this isnt scary....

*kid turns corner*

me: RAAAAWWWRRRRRRRR!!! (screams rawr)

kid: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *screams like little girl and pisses pants* ( this s**t actually happened xD xD)

Author's Note

Most of this is all random stuff i found or heard haha or it happened to me (in the case of number 40).....

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[Tomislav Petricevic]

I thought that this bi-polar thing has to do something with bisexual, and I was like: "Wow! She likes chicks, too! Awesome, respect!" LOL XD
And this is so random XD