I'm immortal: If I die, I immediately re-spawn in the closest safe location. Usually a few meters away, sometimes a few kms away. But in a time of global war, I died and respawned on a completely unknown planet, millions of light years away.
Hi. I'm Agatha Hatchet, and I think that the entire UNIVERSE is at war. At first, I thought it was just my planet because to my knowledge my planet was at war. But I died and got teleported to a planet VERY far, far, far, FAR away. But wait... does this mean that alien life exists? I'll have to find out.