Close Call

 Driving fast

stomach's churning

put my blinker on 

and now I'm turning

 

It started at the restaurant 

after I ate

six tacos and a burrito

now I suffer this fate. 

 

It's my fault

I should have known

Should've stopped with the mexican

but I continued with a waffle cone

 

It's getting worse

this feeling inside

starting to think

about suicide 

 

I start to hit traffic

red lights everywhere

I pray to the lord

that I don't sh*t in my underwear

 

It may be disgusting

It may gross you out

but you've all been there before

and with this I have no doubt. 

 

I turn the bend

and my house I can see

it's never looked so good 

now I'm searching for my key

 

I can't seem to find it

and isn't it strange

how it seems to get worse

when the bathroom's finally within range?

 

I'm finally in!

I run to the john!

But when I finish

I notice the toliet paper's gone. :(

 

Reviews

[Olivera]

This is awesome! So true (event) and you manage to verse it!
I like its flow - it is very interesting.

[Jessica M.]

lol
awesome.

[Elzereth]

Lol that...was...awesome! I know I'VE definitely been there before! That was original, to say the least.

[Wildecat]

Excellent, and yes we have all been there and done that, nice write.

[Beka]

There is no doubt we've all been there.
Damn Mexican food and our digestive tracts.
I loved this.
It was so sickeningly funny.
Lovely how you can make poetry out of anything.
A true writing talent you have.
I admire that.

[Mr. Lopez]

This was really funny !! I was scarred for you, so much so that you almost scarred the s%#@ out of me ! LOL
Very creative and fun to read.

Mr. Lopez

[Lyrical Love]

I felt myself tightening my cheeks...LOL! Thanks, I really enjoyed this.

[Eagle Cruagh]

The last line did it !
"I notice the toliet paper's gone. :(

This is funnier yet. You, dear writer have the
ability to turn the gross in to laughter. This is is
a rare and wonderful talent.

Thank you for another, "hip slapper".
My Favorite !
My rateing : 100 %

---- Eagle Cruagh