Close Call

 Driving fast

stomach's churning

put my blinker on 

and now I'm turning

 

It started at the restaurant 

after I ate

six tacos and a burrito

now I suffer this fate. 

 

It's my fault

I should have known

Should've stopped with the mexican

but I continued with a waffle cone

 

It's getting worse

this feeling inside

starting to think

about suicide 

 

I start to hit traffic

red lights everywhere

I pray to the lord

that I don't sh*t in my underwear

 

It may be disgusting

It may gross you out

but you've all been there before

and with this I have no doubt. 

 

I turn the bend

and my house I can see

it's never looked so good 

now I'm searching for my key

 

I can't seem to find it

and isn't it strange

how it seems to get worse

when the bathroom's finally within range?

 

I'm finally in!

I run to the john!

But when I finish

I notice the toliet paper's gone. :(

 

Reviews

[Kelley]

You are too funny girl!!!!!
Your right everyone has been though this.

Great write thanks for sharing.

Kelley

[Constance L. Hartwell]

hahahahaha! um, I have to plead the fifth on this one. You are so comical. This poem painted an ugly picture in my head lol Thanks for sharing.

[Nicole (Carpe Diem)]

very entertaining piece of writing... it made me laugh - because i think many can relate especially to the last part - if not the entire thing.

[Last Lying Look]

Once again; extremely entertaining write.
I love humorous writes!
I look forward to reading some more from you.
-Elissa

[Curiosity and Black Ang..]

Interesting poem... It shows originality.

[['tatiz speis]]

Oh. My. Gosh. I absolutely LOVE it! haha The first few stanzas had me guessing, but when you said "should've stopped with the mexican..." Who doesn't know what that means, right? haha Absolutely adore this piece!

[Victoria Harlequin]

FANTASTICO!!!
This made my world! Jaja, great poem.

[Crazy Cat Man]

Awwwwwww genius. simply genius. I have to send this to others :D

[Walkingblind]

I have tears in my eyes this is hilarious!!!!
I can't stop laughing, I'm gonna die! I
truly needed this today thank God
I thought tonight was gonna get worse!
thank you keep it up!

[Saturnalia]

Haha. Yes, we've all been there before. I love how you put the Mexican, wafflecone, etc. It was hilarious as everything seemed to went wrong. Fate's a b****, ain't it?