Hairy

 Hairy legs are unacceptable 

on girls of more than thirteen 

if you let it grow, they'll make fun of you

the jokes will be quite mean. 

 

its unfortunate, really, the steps we must take

to keep our legs fuzz-free

apply shaving cream and the razor

sharpness is the key. 

 

'Cause if the razor is dull my friends

most women surely know

that the bathtub will go from soapy clean

to a scene from the movie "Psycho".

 

And just when you think you've got 'em smooth

a day or two goes by,

you touch your legs and "Geez Louise!" 

what a hairy thigh!

 

If you think that shaving legs is bad

armpits can be worse

and that patch inside your underwear

can make you want to curse!

 

This stuff can ruin your entire day

it can force you to wear pants

so grow out all that body hair

and get a house in France. 

 

Reviews

[Sorry Infamous]

I like how the two poems I read from you are geared towards woman and their image even if you do it in a fun,m quick witted way. Oh, the pit-falls (pun intended) of being a woman.

[Kelley]

Now that was funny and I feel for you.
Great write!!! Thanks for sharing.

Kelley

[Crazy Cat Man]

Awwwww this is funny.....i love it......hilarious and cute........thank god im a guy...but I should shave my legs too.....my cat attacks my hair legs when i walk with no pants......he must thinks it spiders so he attacks me.. jaja great piece

[Kaela Craven]

hehe. Great ending!

[Jessica Fox]

HAHAHAHA I LOVED IT! This was a great poem on the struggles that women have to go through to keep smooth!

[Wildecat]

Melissa I totlally love your poetry, an awesome write my friend, this one an close call has to go into my favorites.

[Tonya (the Night Writer..]

hahaha. cute. It's unfair that we must go through such torture for society isn't it? a funny poem, thanks!

[Jet Lag]

funny!

[soulsearching]

very funny i only have to two areas being a man with lots of hair..
lol

[Raven Malak]

Now that was truly funny. I really enjoyed it. All the things you have to do.

Keep them coming.

Raven Malak