Yup, that's my sister.

My sister asked me to write her a poem.

Her name doesn't matter,
She does nothing to flatter.
She's up-tight and bitchy,
Her words will leave your skin itchy.
She's not like the others,
She'll beat on her own brother.
She works hard, never sleeps,
Poor thing barely has time to eat.
She's the farthest thing from rational,
She'd rather scream "F**K YOU"
Than do something for the nations capital.
She speaks her truth,
And never lets it slip.
She can get away with murder,
Out of jail with just one little click.
She's one of a kind,
She's kind of that one.
She'll always leave your head spun.
She's different in all aspects,
and really freaked out by insects.
She'll tell you what she thinks,
Even if she hasn't had anything to drink.
She'll beat your a*s, make you bite the curb
She's the kind of b***h that will get on your nerves.
It's hard to love her, and hard to hate her
She'll make one hell of a lover.
Never a dull moment,
She's always got a comment.
This chick is something different,
Proud to make me say "My sister is the s**t!"

Reviews

[Tenten]

yup, you've captured a good deal of her in this piece. a great good deal. it made me smile for the day, ahh memories...i want french toast.