Victory!

Victory!

 

It's here! It's here! It's finally here!

I've waited very long,

I've lost sleep, waited, waited, yes

I sung the mourner's song.

But then it came in a big box

It was 38 pounds,

I had to be careful not to

Let that thing hit the ground.

I assembled it forever and

It looked, frankly, like crap

But then I fixed it up using

The nice instruction map.

You want to know what this thing is

That I've been waiting for?

WELL IT'S MY ION DRUM ROCKER!

Now I'll need nothing more.

 

 

Not even food.