Disney Stars

A poem about the Disney/Nickolodeon stars.

Disney Stars

 

Since I was a boy of ten

I've hated Disney Stars,

From Miley Cyrus to Raven

I want them behind bars.

They have such a generic sound

That makes me want to puke,

I really would be happy if

Their houses were all nuked.

Each girl all sounds the very same

The boys all look so gay,

If they were all terminated

I'd be thankful each day.

Maybe I'm being much too harsh

But I don't think that's true,

Listen to their singers; you'll say,

"I sure agree with you."

Author's Note

I actually am sort of fond of Miley Cyrus, but the rest of them I hate. Yes, hate.