Dismantled

I broke my Rock Band drumset. Boo hoo.

Dismantled

 

It started several months ago

When a bubble was seen

Sitting on top of my red pad

I don't know what it means!

Eventually It bugged me so

Much that I made a cut,

To let the air escape the lump

My friends called me a nut.

My Rock Band red pad then said, "Well,

"I think it's time to break."

A triangular crack was made

The pad was out of shape.

It would mess up on lots of hits

And screw with my high scores,

So I broke the thing straight apart

Man, I was really sore!

And now I have to wait three months

To get a new drumset,

I might just snap and kill myself--

How much you wanna bet?

Author's Note

Well, I wasn't really that ticked, but I was annoyed...