Someday...

I want to be this good someday...

Someday...

 

I'm pretty good at Expert Drums

On Rock Bands 1 and 2,

But after seeing other guys

Own tough songs, I feel blue.

I cannot quite play Painkiller

Visions makes me turn green,

Colony of Birchmen's too tough

Dream Theater's obscene.

My dang red pad is so screwed up

Out of every ten hits,

The pad will only display eight

The pad's been smashed to bits.

It's cracked and bent and barely works

It deserves to be killed,

And if I get a new drumset

Much money I'll be billed.

But someday, when my drumset's fine

And I can truly play,

I'll get as good as those cool dudes

Someday, someday, someday.

Author's Note

Ugh...I wince thinking about the ending line of that last line of the second-to-last paragraph. It was unavoidable...