Why Do You Leave Me?

A poem about a clueless lover trying to convince his love to come back to him.

Why Do You Leave Me?

 

Why do you leave me?

I'm pefect all 'round.

When I come home from boozing

I don't make a sound.

Why don't you need me?

I help when you're sick,

'Cept when Chuck is on--

I like that blonde chick.

Why do you hurt me?

I try to be good,

Though sometimes I don't work

Even though I should.

Why do you punch me?

My face is the best,

I'm sure that my face is

Better than the rest.

Why do you leave me?

Hey, wait, where'd you go?

You left me out here

In the wild, with the snow!

Author's Note

The poor lover was eventually taken, and then dropped off at, the wilderness. Sucks for him...

Reviews

[DF]

I think we share a common hero!