Bert

Worth a try

I'll sing a song of manboobs

Advice you all must hear

And I'll tell you if you eat too much

Like a woman you'll appear

Well Bert he liked to eat

A cake between every meal

Couldn't get a girl so of his tits

He'd occasionally cup a feel

With his family he would eat

Second course and the a third

A regularly block the toilet

With a three course steaming t**d

His manboobs grew through puberty

Chest hair developed in summer

Until he looked like a russian womens

Olympic medal runner

One day as he walked to the burger shop

For the meal before his dinner

He met a tapeworm sitting there

Who said 'I can make you thinner'

I'l make you lose that extra weight

You'll no longer be so round

I swear you chest will no longer

Point towards the ground

You'd be impressed

You could undress

Without the stress

Caused by your breasts

I'm sorry but no said Bert

Too much I like the taste of jelly

But you can still eat the tapeworm replied

Said Bert get in my belly

And so Bert got so thin it's true

On fried up chips and beans

They gave him a weightloss program

And his very own DVD

He became a star of weightloss

Although he ate and ate

He went on TV for an interview

It started at half past eight

The presenter rather round himself

Could find no words to say

When Bert arrived at the studio

And devoured the whole buffet

He said where do you put it son

I admit I am rather dismayed

So Bert decided to tell the truth

I've got a tapeworm mate

And then came the interview

At half past eight to start

Bert been eating beans all day

Could barely hold the fart

So when the interviewer declared

That Bert he was a farce

He couldn't help but let one rip

Blew the tapeworm out his arse

Well he was sacked from the program

His DVD took back

To comfort eating Bert then turned

A four tonne beef rib rack

Well the manboobs to Bert they did return

And I'll tell you this is true

When he goes back to the burger shop

The doors he can't get through

Well people please watch what you eat

I hope a lesson you learned

Unless you want Berts manboobs

Or perhaps just a tapeworm

 

 

Reviews

[Virellius an Fiach]

XD Nice.