Puberty

Haha wrote this for an assignment should get a few laughs

Down below you start to get hairy

You discover drink and get a bit lairy

You will discover girls but must beware

If you do not shave you will get facial hair

Use protection if you want to have sex

Or you will be looking after children with your ex

You will become pressured by your peers

Get used to it mate it will hapen for years

As you go through puberty

You will become fascinated with page three

Your face will become covered in spots

No worries lads they're just red dots

You will discover masturbation

But please clean up your ejaculation

At some point your voice will crack

And people will laugh behind your back

And in time your penis will grow

But if not you're a woman so

Don't worry about blood in your pants

You have not been attacked by ants

Soon you will begin to grow breasts

And then the lads will start to molest

But don't get worried by any of these

Coz everyone goes through puberty

(except eunuchs)

Reviews

[Who This]

This work beautifully sums up nearly everything we face when going into puberty. Something that sadly is very rarely shed light upon in my part of the world. Encountering works like this say when I was 12 would have helped me brace my self to upcoming ordeals and it would have prevented me and many like me from making the mistakes we made. It's so educational and entertaining at the same time, I kinda feel they Should teach stuff like this at schools back here in 3rd world countries like Sri Lanka. I also like how straightforward it is, and it also has a very vibrant cheery flow to it. It makes one "think" about puberty and either want to go back into that period or go to that period. On the other hand it send a bit of a fright to the reader. Dreading this period where you cant think straigh, and where your genitals do the the thinking for you. All seriousness aside its really really really funny (which I assume was the primary goal of the poem). So kudos on that! educational and entertaining is the way to go. :)

[Stonewall]

Hehe, this amused me. One typo, you have left the 'c' out of 'voice'.

[Legion]

Okay. That was definetly different. :) You should check out my poem "A Day in the Life of a Urinal Cake" when you get a chance.

[Jd Young]

This poem is quite fun. I heven't seen many on here that discuss this issue. Very funny, yet at the same time serious and real. Keep up the good work.