Mandy

Haha written about someone I used to work with but also horribly relevant to someone I know now

O Mandy you're tighter than a virgins c**t

But nowhere near as sweet

Your voice is a mix of alarm clocks

And seagulls on heat

Around people you linger

Like the smell of sweaty feet

O Mandy Mandy Mandy

Why ever did we meet

 

O Mandy

Wherever should I start

You have the social graces

Of a well brewed eggy fart

Your husband must be blinder

Than a cataract ridden bat

Because my dearest Mandy

You're a minger and a twat 

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[nothing grinner]

All ways bring a smile to my face ;oD