I have no one to hit

A Poem by Salem

Written for my roommates back in the college days!

I have no one to hit
I have no one to punch
I have no one to threat
in case didn't prepare a lunch

why is it so hard
just to clean a room?
to stand like a soldier
holding a broom.

when will you ever learn
not to make me angry
we all just have one day
to start and finish laundry

why do I have to put fees
for every dirty dish
where having a clean house
is everyone wish

why don't you all
just do your chores
I wrote it on a table
and glued it on the door

don't tell me you have missed it
but you chose to ignore
don't tell me you detest it
or you will kiss the floor

and for the hundred times
from the door pull out your keys
it too hot in here like a hell breeze

and when you sleep
please be on your bed
don't sleep on the floor
or I will kick your head

and when you take a shower
please count the minutes
for showering half an hour
is way beyond the limit

and when you shave
please discard your blades
there is no need to save them-
there for decades

if you invited your friends to sleepover
make sure to take care of them
and when your night is finally over
ask them to clean up and make sure to clean up with them

and know we all do pay rent
don't tell me you are short of money
when you spend all on your girlfriend

and hint, if you want to smoke
then get out of my room
I don't want the cigarette smell
be my long lasting perfume.

and about the perfume,
please use yours !!
don't use mine!!
or use the good smell as an excuse !

and I really do understand,
we all here learn
so seek a cooking advice
and don't let the meal get burned

and also know we all here to study
and not wanting to do the above is Just.
but to get going in this life you have to get muddy
and have you hair full of dust

and for all of you I really have respect
even though you really bugged me off a lot
and all that because of me for I'm not perfect
but I tried my best and all what I got

so if anyone was pissed off cuz of me
I hope forgiveness you will give
but if you couldn't just let it be
I will punch you till you forgive

cuz life just got difficult for me where now,

I have no one to hit
and no one to punch
no one to threat
in case didn't prepare a lunch