SNIFFY INDULDGES

SNIFFY INDULDGES

A Poem by SHEEMA HUQ
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a prose about sniiffer dog's sneak tour

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Circulating her intrepid nose around the woven cane bowl

of mandarin scented potpourris,  situated in the crevice

of the creaky, narrow hallway, she senses a very faint smell

of hardwood varnish from the sitting room door, gently she

slides her eager nostrils along the cedar stained sideboard

 

                                     

                                      onto the parquet floor

                              where she becomes engrossed

                        in the smell of glossy coloured prints

                            of the Sunday press  supplements

                     piled in stacks on two makeshift

                                 magazine racks,  

the peculiarly shaped bathroom, still warm

with pungent steamy odours, of fresh mint

fluoride,  medicinal mouthwash, shaving

cream, of a heady, range of  antiseptic ointments

as she mindfully inhales a lasting  gulch of salon

             standard hair conditioner, on the side of the bath, followed by the stern pine

             stench of bleach toilet cleaner, from the rubber gloves, which combined were,

                   exceptionally sharp, though whiffs of (in her opinion), an overtly luxurious

                   perfume and of a child’s vomit, deterred her from indulging further,  in to

                   the laundry basket, and then,  an arousing bought of peach scented shower

                   gel, lingered, from the damp towel, pleasantly overpowering anything foul,

there also persists, a meagre aroma of bergamot oil from the main bedroom’s sea grass rug,

the aubergine bedding, was made undoubtedly in a rush, effusing,  the pungency of just a little

too much  concentrated spring bouquet, fabric conditioner from the last wash,  as she detects,

possibly, a mild camomile balm relaxer, also a fierce bought of a sickly sweet

                                       almond body cream and the residue of hair wax, perhaps.....

the open plan wardrobe yells out, “dry cleaning starch”,

moth repellent, old leather, plus an overarching,

aroma of weather protection spray, (that

was applied earlier on that day), 3 shirts

reek of the ‘original’ clothes conditioner,

treading over the pc wires, which infuse a scent of burning plastics,

coupled with the last dregs of  Krishna Leela honey suckle  incense,

totally ruined she felt by the crass insensitivities of polishing

with a particularly throat chocking brand of  furniture polish,

she traipses down the stairway to catch

a potent whiff of violet pansy air spray,

entering the galley kitchen with an adjacent pantry,

situated by a small patio with a musty conservatory,

  she festers over the shoe rack, piled too high, with shoddily arranged footwear,

  including plimsolls, wellie boots, sandals,  seeking, yet failing, to endeavour a

  less than fragrant, mid-afternoon scandal! 

  the galley pantry smells of none other than

  stale confectionaries, of crystallised ginger,

  glazed cherries with tangy

  lingers of old malt vinegar,

  yet the kitchen itself smells less appetising, chemically sterile and blatantly

  disappointing, as she  routinely grimaces over the carrot and potatoes peels

  in the rapidly fermenting, excuse of a recycling bin,

  then discovering how this morning’s breakfast binge

comprised of powdered coffee, toasted crumpets, bananas,

while someone forgot to  the change the (invisible-enemy)

spoilt brat, tortoise shell, cat’s, disgraceful tray of criminal litter,

though, this wouldn’t deter her from returning as a regular house sitter.

 

 

 

© 2013 SHEEMA HUQ


Author's Note

SHEEMA HUQ

SNIFFY EMBARKS ON THE INDOOR ADVENTURE OF THE WEEK, AS SHE TAKES
A SNEAKY VISIT INTO TO HER NEXT DOOR NIEGHBOURS HOME, WHILE HER OWNER AND NIEGHBOUR OCCUPY THEMSELVES, GOSSIPING...... feedback would be most welcome, thanks





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I love how you go into minute details of canine and sniffing and you could mean it as people sniffing their neighbors problems so they can talk about it and put them down or people who are nosy and interfere in others affairs all the time...Brilliant...:)

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

SHEEMA HUQ

11 Years Ago

Thank you so very much for this most thoughtful review!!! Means a lot :)
Sami Khalil

11 Years Ago

You are welcome...:)



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I love how you go into minute details of canine and sniffing and you could mean it as people sniffing their neighbors problems so they can talk about it and put them down or people who are nosy and interfere in others affairs all the time...Brilliant...:)

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

SHEEMA HUQ

11 Years Ago

Thank you so very much for this most thoughtful review!!! Means a lot :)
Sami Khalil

11 Years Ago

You are welcome...:)
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These were the best 2 minutes of my life, I think I re read this about 3 times already, ur writing is addicting! 100/100 Loved it!

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

SHEEMA HUQ

11 Years Ago

Thanks, oh thank you dear Katerina for such a wonderful compliment, I am over the moon that you love.. read more
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11 Years Ago

^.^ ur welcome
I was leaning forward during this entire read...on the edge of my seat. I have seen this in my RR queue for a couple of weeks now and I couldn't wait to get to it...I should have cheated and skipped you to the head of the line ;-) I am in serious awe here...the descriptions of the smells are quite simply outstanding. I can picture this curious dog sniffing around this house, reacting to all of the different scents...the cat box in the end, though, that was just priceless. You truly amaze me on this day, my dear friend...I am giving you a standing ovation, shouting "Brava! And holy cats!" ;-)

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SHEEMA HUQ

11 Years Ago

Great to hear from you dear lady! thanks for such an outstanding review, fellow poetess, the poem ju.. read more
KAOlmsted

11 Years Ago

You are, as always, brilliance personified. My absolute pleasure...
Very entertaining! I could really capture the environment - through my nose.

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

SHEEMA HUQ

11 Years Ago

Ben , how amazing to find you on this site, thanks ever so much for reviewing, it is such a pleasant.. read more
Oh this is SO enjoyable! The words you use are lush, vibrant - heady and through them I am able to vicariously enjoy this canine's wander through the neighbor's home. The last lines about the cat made me crack up. Love the tone of this piece. Wonderfully penned

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

SHEEMA HUQ

11 Years Ago

I am so thankful for your most encouraging reiview!
Pleased also that you liked as much as.. read more
lol I'm glad I am not a dog. My sense of smell for man made smells is overpowering as it is. I don't want to think how my house smells to a canine.

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

SHEEMA HUQ

11 Years Ago

thank you kindly, Norma my dear
great detail and so narrative, you know you made me believe at some point that you were a detective in CSI investigation. loved it to the core

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

SHEEMA HUQ

11 Years Ago

Thank you so much Luviva, one likes to entertain!
Ha Sheema I could see you crawling round the house to research this well observed piece (well observed from dog level at least!)

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

SHEEMA HUQ

11 Years Ago

He he, there was no research necessary for this poem, I promise, thanks for commenting John
Good ,and Good morning! (I get 9 points), That and a dollar twenty will buy me coffee and a snack for Sniffy ! Cool, now Ten points!

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

SHEEMA HUQ

11 Years Ago

Hello again, Sniffy will eat anything! thanks
i dont believe i will be inviting you to my house.. ;-)

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

SHEEMA HUQ

11 Years Ago

ha ha, thanks

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Tags: SNIFFER DOGS, AROMAS, SMELLS, PROSE, HUMOUR, FUN, DOGS, PETS

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SHEEMA HUQ
SHEEMA HUQ

LONDON , ENGLAND, United Kingdom



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