Paper Bomb

 Nice Car, good choice!

        Oh is that a scratch?

 

It's beautiful and genuinely moving

        I felt my baules move

 

A tremendous piece of acting, dear

        NOTE: Better if blind

 

Sorry about your leg

        Can I have the bullet back?

 

Well done! A grade B!!

        Mine got an A though

 

Congrats on the new critter

        Even though it's a bit podgy

 

Good luck on the stage tonight

        Break a leg

 

Watch out for the cars now!

        But not for the lorries

 

Don't drink too much

        I'd rather you die slower

 

Don't do drugs, it's not safe

        But you can play with this noose

 

I hope you get the gifts you deserve

        A kick in the face

 

I that genuine diamond!?

        Because it doesn't look like it

 

No I don't talk about you behind your back

        I say it all to your ugly face

Reviews

[JC Pire]

Thanks,
I just thought it was amusing to envision.

[Drake Hyman]

Very uniquely written. Caught my attention.
There were some grammatical errors that distracted me, but i liked this. It felt erratic, like several rather disconnect thoughts that come to mind during the day, yet are able to portray a lifelike and real figure.
And I enjoyed the contradictions, the happy well-wishings and then the under-the-breath truth.
*claps*
would like to know your thoughts writing it.