A rude guy at work

A real thing that happened while at work...

African American and Girlfriend walk into kaffe Bona (my place of work): Guy: "dang your prices are so expensive...you do this to all Black people?" Me: "We do it to everyone." Guy: "Would you give me a discount if I was Japanese?" Me: "Your Japanese?" Guy: "Yeah the type that would kill or hurt someone that doesn't give discounts." -gives me a serious look and cracks his knuckles- Me: "are you trying to intimidate me into giving you a lower price?" Guy: -looks angry- Me: "Alright as much as i'd love to keep this conversation going and learn more about your Blackanese roots,  there are people behind you in a line...so are you going to order something or get out of the way, last samurai?" -girlfriend smiles- Guy: "i'll have four pretzel sticks..."  

Reviews

[Frantzuu]

Lmao! priceless.

[TJ]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Misty Blue Eyes]

what the heck lol thats funny stuff

[loowzerX]

funny stuff :)

[CherryBomb]

hysterical

[NeverSurrender]

I normally don't read stories that often. But the title of this made me read it anyway. It's nice, pretty funny. 'your' should be 'you're' though.. and it might read easier when you put a new speaker on a new line as well. But very nice ^^

Keep it up

N.S.

[Elizabeth]

Short and sweet. And quite funny. I like the me: vs guy: you use to show the dialogue. It works well in this piece. And I laughed a bit a few times. One little thing: Your Japanese should be you're.

[James Watts]

lol

[chaffy]

haha, that is really funny. Kind of reminds me of the afro samurai, it is an anime. I never met anyone that would ask for a discount in a store and stuff, cause, i mean the price is labelled there... haha, funny.

[Observer]

I wish i could of been there, to funny.