Real Men of Genius: Fathers Day

A 1 minute fake commercial.

Real Men of Genius Presents:

Today we salute you, Mr. All you needed to do was be present during conception for the label of 'father' guy.

When you aren't present the entire family refers to you as 'the village idiot' guy.

Background singer: "You're such an AMAAAAAZING idiot!"

Every parenting notion you've ever had was vastly wrong and duly corrected by the mom. You have the privilege of going to work every day and avoid wiping noses or the dreaded changing of diapers. When you are approached by a child with any questions, you muster up the wisest advice you can think of - "I don't know punk, go ask your mother." You often buy flowers to make up for your undying lack of sensitiveness and never have the slightest clue as to what you've done wrong, but you certainly know you are. Your biggest role in the home is lifting heavy stuff and the consolation of a saddened child with a pat on the back and saying "there, there."

So happy Father's Day nimrod, you deserve so very little.