Facebook Star Trek Trek's to Gilligan's Island

A 5 minute idiotic Facebook post.

Facebook Star Trek Trek’s to Gilligan’s Island

 

These are the voyages of the Facebook Starship Enterprise. It’s 5 minute mission to explore strange new posts, to seek out new threads and idiotic rhetoric, to un-boldly go where no Facebooker has gone before. 

 

Spock: Captain, I’m reading a distress signal from a remote uninhabited island " highly illogical.

Bones: It’s that green blood of yours Spock. You’re always overanalyzing you pointed eared Vulcan.

Scotty: AYE, dis calls for a drink eh lads?

Kirk: Put a cork in it Scotty. I MUST… investigate! RED ALERT!! LOL, I love doing that.

Spock: I’ve pinpointed the location captain.

Kirk: Scotty, beam us down you skirt wearing lush…

 

Kirk: All right Scotty, you’ve sent us to a women’s Zumba class again. It was funny like the first 50 times!

Scotty: LMAO! Wait… SULU! I told you lad, hands off my kilt man!

Spock: Captain, we’re close now, just ahead is the origin of the signal.

Bones: OMG, it’s the professor sending signals with his coconuts using magnetized Gilligan for power!

Gilligan: Captain! I’m such a huge fan! Can I have your autograph James Tiberius Kirk?

Kirk: Phasers on stun, fire away… NOW!

Skipper: Gilligan little buddy, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into. You got us phasered and you know about my ongoing cholesterol and heart conditions you idiot!

 

Maryanne/Ginger: Ahh, breaker breaker 1-9, HELP! Some drunken dude in a dress beamed us into his room and suggested disgustingly erogenous activities. Like, EWWW!

Kirk: Bones, do something!

Bones: Damn it Jim I’m a doctor, not a deviant pervert counselor.

Kirk: No you psycho, go up and video it on your iPhone, this has YouTube written all over it!

 

To be discontinued…

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

I am a new writer, please critique not only the story, but my grammar and structure also.

Reviews

[Keely]

I'm confused. Are they talking, or are theses facebook posts. If they are clearly facebook posts and I am being idiotic and not getting it please excuse me. I was confused throughout reading the whole thing what was going on. There are grammar issues but that maybe the way you intend it to be. More editing and this should be an enjoyable story. Hope this helped.

[Russ Teed]

If you are under the age of 40, I'm afraid this wouldn't make much sense. This is a fake episode of Star Trek that I posted on Facebook. The haphazardly style of writing is intentional but reading it as a FB post may be clearer. Thank you though, I encourage all critique. Some of my other stories are for all ages, LOL.