I'm an idiot and I prove it dailyA Story by Russ TeedA compilation of idiotic things I post on Facxebook
-I wear
rubber gloves when messaging folks, I'm a safe-text proponent.
-OUCH!
-"If you have amnesia, just relax
and try to forget about it." - Unknown...
-BREAKING
NEWS: A fisticuffs broke out at a coal excavator’s family convention. There
were major miner injuries reported and minor minor miner injuries reported.
-Surprisingly,
the number one cause of death for people who drive over a cliff is not people
driving over a cliff, and it isn't poorly maintained air bags. It's just the
impact that gets 'em.
-Things
men never say:
OMG
I have so much laundry to do!
-I
saw a pile of needles today and I found a piece of hay in it?
-BREAKING
NEWS: A 17,000 alarm fire broke out at a fire alarm manufacturing plant. No one
was hurt but dozens needed psychiatric help from all the beeping.
-I just
Googled my ancestry and found something truly disturbing.
-I'm
disappointed to learn that my new pet Piranha fish is a vegetarian.
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