Death Row Eats

Death Row Covict's Last Meal Should Relate To Their Crime

I think if you are on death row, you're last meal should relate to your crime:

 

1 - Murdering Bullwinkle = Death by Chocolate Mousse.

2 -Treason = Eggs Benedict.

3 - Terrorism = Steak bomb pizza.

4 - Satanic slaughter = Devil’s food cake.

5 - Murder via steam roller = Flap Jack's.

6 - Wood chipping a scalloper = Fish n chips.

7 - Vehicular manslaughter = Road kill.

8 - Serial killer = Frosted Flakes.

9 - Kidnapping a girl scout = Brownies.

10 - Marijuana dealer = Pot roast.

11 - Beating roosters with a baseball bat = Chicken club.

12 - Stabbing a French man = Filet minion.

13 Pedophilia = Roast pig.

14 - Murdering a pop star = Propofol milk shake.

15 - Strangling live poultry = Chicken palm.

16 - Beating your long time husband because he's a selfish, insensitive, primate who's been driving you crazy with his awful jokes and Neanderthal ways ever since the “I do” debacle = You are free to go, no one blames you.

 

Author's Note

Death Row Convict's Last Meal Should Relate To Their Crime

Reviews

[Holly Mason]

I would like a number 3 cooked medium rare and to finish with a number 9 for desert
love number 16
pretty cute creative write
thank you for sharing