My Name Is Derpy: A Derpy Hooves poem

My Name Is Derpy: A Derpy Hooves poem

A Poem by Ruby Pokedex

My Name Is Derpy: A Derpy Hooves poem
Derpy, Derpy.
My name is Derpy.
I'm the crossed eye mare.
I am the crossed eye mare
who always has muffins in her stare.

Derpy, Derpy.
They call me derpy.
Or Ditsy Doo.
They always pair me
with a crossover doctor who!

Derpy, Derpy.
I'm not that derpy.
I just have my cute stare.
Muffins are my passion.
I'd eat them anywhere!

Derpy, Derpy.
Call me derpy.
You already know my name.
I do know about my fame.
A cross-eyed mare
you have to find.
Within every episode.

Derpy, Derpy.
The one and only Derpy.
My eyes are crossed
they make me cute as can be.
Or, maybe even funny.
Why should I care?

Derpy, Derpy.
You know me! Derpy!
A Crossed eyed mare
Who loves muffins!
Need I say more?

Derpy, Derpy.
My name is Derpy.
I'm the crossed eye mare.
I am the crossed eye mare
who always has muffins in her stare.

© 2015 Ruby Pokedex


Author's Note

Ruby Pokedex
A cute little Derpy poem I made! :3

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I LOVE it :) Derpy is my nickname at school lol

Posted 9 Years Ago



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Added on January 22, 2015
Last Updated on February 19, 2015

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Ruby Pokedex
Ruby Pokedex

Wu Kai Sha, Hong Kong New Territory, Hong Kong



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AHAHAHA OH GOD. WHAT IS UP GAMERS. I decided to look back on some old writing accounts and oh my GOD. I'm shaking and crying. This is the epitome of my 13 year old stupidity. Shaking. and. crying. .. more..

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