How to never be hurt

Rules to Survive

1.Always be the smartest man in the room(One with the most dirt on everyone)

2.Always be prepared to Bargain or blackmail 

3.Always remember a friend is also a potential threat 

4.Always keep secrets you are given(No one likes a snitch) 

5.Have the most friends on your side/Be the most popular player 

6.Always listen/Others words are more important than yours 

7.Ego is important and so is reputation 

8.Be there for the bad times and people will remember you more than if you are just there for the good ones 

9.Don't lie, but don't give it all away up front/Half truths are not real lies 

10.try to make friends with anyone in charge 

11.Have your dignity 

12.Know when its smart to challenge, and when to step back 

13.Never get into a game of wits just for kicks, it looks bad if you lose to someone smarter then you 

14.Aggression beats assertive, but assertive beats passive, and assertive gains more friends 

15.Being Vain is fine, being Arrogant is not 

16.Stay loyal 

17.Be prepared to do it alone, people are notoriously unreliable 

18.Trust only yourself 

19.The system of rules is always right, even if it does not seem to work right away, people who ignore it will suffer 

20.Only give YOUR OWN secrets through third person report 

21.Do not discuss secrets in direct manner 

Reviews

[Nyu]

Oh boy, I don't know if I could ever do any of this >.