Ms Winnifred my love

The nomination for the next election for South African President

THE MICROPHONE

The microphone is switched on right at this minute, said Dawn. It is in the roof right over your head and right now its beaming down to your forehead as you lie sleeping so it can hear your breath move outside your mouth and in again so that it is an appearance of breath whereas actually it is rebreathing an exercise that divers perform, not muff divers you poor things Real divers who don’t know the look of shame in the know, so to speak, they have no fear whatsoever and they rebreathe to oxegenate their blood by using up excess oxygen in the air which always has in excess to what we breathe. Thus is what we learnt in our Life Support Engineering course some 15 or so years ago note or 13 to be precise so I can still remember Mr Kydd-Coutts and son so forget it and piss off with your letter writing to the Star campaign I don’t give a s**t.  Now go you spoofta and rape you wife some more.

Winnie Mandela was a good person.  And she still is.  And she still shall be.  History will stand her in good stead.  She should be the next South African President.  If it is true that some people have a bad name around here it should be FW de Klerk and you have just named a road after him. So it IS true that she is to be the next heir apparent beside me.  He did not appear at the TRC nor at the Allied War Crimes Commission sentencing of his good friend and notorious Magnus Malan, son of DF Malan once of the Nazi Party, South Africa, or of the AWB President Eugene Terre Blanche which were terribly important statements about the man individually and as a friend to his cohorts who stood up for him in court as he see fit as he say.

Winnie sure enough, is the innocent bride of Mr Nelson Mandela and so should be there for all it is worth.  It is with great countenance that I endeavour to be the one to say this first.  But you see it is the woman who keeps the home, who bears all the pain in others as you do, my dear sweet Winnifred, now see here, it is a time to come for you and I and I shall see you in court Mr JH and Co for spoiling my greatest show in my life by ruining it for the sake of some local sport about a frisbee competition instead of a world political stage you a*****e.

If you don’t know then you should know this. I am true to the ideal of a free Pan Africanist State just as Winnie my friend once was and still is if I know her.  It is with great deal that I kneel before the closed audience and say this, that I kneel before you and say that it is the time for the woman of the mob to take over and that is Winnie Mandela.

Yours Truly