Top of the Class

Top of the Class

 

When it came to Class A’s

He was on top when they broke the door down

And found him on the loo

Too cover what was floating

Beneath him

He had flushed and his

Buttocks dripped wet

But that didn’t stop them tagging him

For 18 months

Then throwing the book at him

He lost his flat he lost his dog

Cookie

Woof!