MR KETCHUP GOES FLYING ON A BANANA SKIN

Trouble again for Mr Ketchup....

The following morning Mr Ketchup decided
to rise early and catch clothes sale. It was
6 am in the morning and poor old Mr Ketchup
thought he would begin his day with some
left over porridge from the night before
but O dearly me the flies made a right meal
of it the night before, as Mr Ketchup forgot
just one thing to put his left overs into
the fridge O bother he muttered to himself
just then the clock stuck 7am is that the time
already he thought I'd better get a move on
before i miss the bus to take me to Yellow
market.


Down down the steep hill he trotted
and oh dear he'd forgot about just
one thing he left his bus pass on the
kitchen table. Poor old Mr Ketchup
nothing seemed to go according to plan










after trekking for some miles
he decided to call it a day and made his way
to the nearest coffee shop.
At last about time too I am gasping on a
hot drink and those sandwiches look yummy
I will have egg with no mustard please
and a large mug of tea with plenty of milk
only one sugar thank you. lying on
the floor at Mr ketchup feet lay a banana skin
and you can guess what happened next?
Mr ketchup took one step and forward
he leaped, Oh my goodness Mr ketchup and
the teacup took of like a flying saucer
from outer space poor old Mr ketchup
appeared to be in a daze just then
both neaps and haggis seemed to come in the nick
of time. out of nowhere.

Look Mr ketchup you have had quite an ordeal
for one day now we better get you home
please don't worry we will take
care of You what are friends for.
As you can quite imagine Mr Ketchup was feeling
rather annoyed with himself why is life so
complicated he groaned to himself ...