HAPPY HOlIDAYS OR NOT? FOR POOR OLD MR KETCHUP...

Traveling down the A1 meanwhile in the mini bus on the way to
Haggerston Castle. "Mr ketchup sighed am rather bored he said"
I know lets have a game at counting black sheep horses and cows
he replied.
okay said Neaps.
black sheep shouted 'Mr ketchup'
three horses cried haggis?
Ten cows laughed Neaps!
five more black sheep giggled haggis
No I seen them first cried Mr Ketchup.
I spotted them screamed Neaps.
The last round grinned Haggis.
After two more rounds the driver slammed on his
brakes.
Well I never in all my life just look at all these geese
wandering about on the road side.
At last the driver pulled out the luggage from the boot.
Mr ketchup frowned and dragged his case along the bumpy
path and stopped in at the reception to pick up his
keys.

The staff were all smiling at Mr Ketchup.
and well he wasn't happy.
Oh do hurry up with my keys?
Here you are Mr Ketchup do enjoy your stay and if you
need anything just give this number a ring.
Good day replied Mr Ketchup.
When they all arrived at castle lake caravan site.
Mr ketchup opened the door.
well I never why its so posh?
and look over there in the corner.
there was a pine dinning table with four chairs.
Oh cried Mr ketchup this is going to be the best
holiday ever.?
But little did he know about the family of geese
waiting around the corner!!
Poor old Mr Ketchup nothing went right for him. .