MR KETCHUPS FORGOTTEN BIRTHDAY.........

Mr Ketchup had quite forgotten what day it was...

Poor old Mr Ketchup was so down in the dumps,
as nobody remembered it was his birthday.
 O dear tears began to roll down his cheeks
like water from a tap, in fact he cried so much
that he went through umpteen packs of tissues.
His face looked like a big red quashed tomato.
 if that wasn't bad enough, his hair looked like
he'd been dragged, through a bush. O bother he moaned
its no use feeling sorry for myself I am not getting any
sympathy, from the cat neither.
a wee while later after. he had found his old torn rain coat
and musty old wellingtons boots, off he trotted down a steep hill to yellow market , to buy himself something for his birthday.
You see he just couldn't help himself Mr Ketchup had to be the centre of attention. 
 He certainly wasn't getting any from his friends.
Had they forgotten all about Mr Ketchup's birthday.?
Well perhaps they might have,!!!
Wait a second what day is this is it Saturday,
Oh fiddle sticks this is Friday, and it isn't my birthday until tomorrow.
Oh what a silly sausage I am he grunted to himself.
Fancy that in that case I better put these things back, I won't be
needing these presents anymore,  I cannot afford to waste my money on pointless things.  Knowing haggis and neaps they will probably spoil me rotten I knew something wasn't quite right it
 would be most unusual or Haggis and Neaps not to remember
 my birthday, and who knows they might even throw  a  birthday party..
Mr Ketchup began to get very excited about is birthday at least he didn't appear to have a face like a quashed tomato.
anymore.
Oh dear Mr Ketchup You are such a funny person what are we going to do with you.
     
     

Reviews

[Nicole]

An interesting personification of a condiment. I enjoy giving unlikely personalities to inanimate objects. I posted a bit of writing on the personification of Strength not too long ago. Nice story, and I, too, would like to read more about Mr. Ketchup and see if he really does get the birthday party.

[Marie]

Mr. Ketchup is a very funny person. It's good that he has friends to look after him.
I love to read about Mr. Ketchup and see what he's up to next.