The five legged spider "

BANG BANG THUD THUD CRASH CRASH. "Eek, Mr Ketchup woke up rather
started. Help Help,!! he shot out of bed and darted so quickly
like an acrobatic on a trampoline however, His foot became trapped,
between the wardrobe. well as you can imagine how painful it was
for poor old Ketchup not a pretty sight. "Get me out of here he
yelled."
and when finally Haggis Neaps arrived just in the nick of time
by Jove it saved his bacon I can tell you.
"oh, My goodness me. "Whatever, has happened inquired his friends?"
"well, You see "I heard an unexpected noise from the hallway, it may have-----
been Tabby,my cat.I think its a possibility that he knocked over the trash can. "He sighed deeply,"
"You all wait here a minute until I come back"?
meanwhile Mr Ketchup groaned my foot hurts
Neaps "shouted, Yes it is definitely the cat".
"That cat is a terrible nuisance," its just not probably housed
trained, at all. "Far from it said Mr Ketchup."
"The poor wee..thing, (sympathized) Neaps, "what a shame for Tabby" Really, "Mr Ketchup You ought not to be so selfish, you know.!!
I'd better take him home to my place for now, okay"?
"Come come now Mr ketchup." At this remark Mr Ketchup just frowned.
"Good riddance, I am very glad to see the back of that cat"
after that haggis attended to his friends foot of course he just
gave him an awkward look.


The very next day Mr Ketchup threw the curtains ajar and Oh my it
looked dull and over cast and all of a sudden the hail stones hit
the path like Goff stones that is so annoying he thought. and Oh how
he hated the hail stones it wasn't his cup of tea absolutely not,
He hadn't much of a choice as Haggis and his friend Neaps were picking him up in their rusty old banger, it would be lucky to make
it to the surgery and back again.



After a long visit to the doctors Mr Ketchup decided to have a cat nap, but just then a spider ran across his cover at top speed how
crazy was that, but Mr Ketchup could spy it from the corner of his eye before it escaped he grabbed a jam jar and threw it over the poor legless wee thing. Well I never he thought this black ragged we thing has only five little hairy legs, aren't they supposed to have eight,!! Mr Ketchup felt really bad because, he acted rather hasty he uttered to himself. "If only I hadn't been so cruel the wee thing didn't stand a chance, "DID IT NOW" OH Red Pepper I have been so stupid haven't I,"
"Come on Mr Ketchup that is quite enough drama for one day. "Answered Red Pepper fetch your new red coat,"
"Okay Okay, stop fussing" and at this they both trotted down the road with the five legged spider to the vet.

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[Marie]

this is so funny...taking a five-legged spider to the vet...