SOMETHING DEAD FUNNIE .

Mr Ketchup cannot help himself he is so unfortunate......

Oh bother cried Mr"Ketchup"
WHO is at the door at this
hour.?
Why it is Haggis he replied.
Can't you come back another
day.
But Mr Ketchup I really need
to talk with you now!
Oh just a second just then
Mr Ketchup gave a huge big sigh
and leaped out of bed and he
stood right on the cats tail,
The poor old cat wailed,and ran
away downstairs.


By this time poor mr haggis
stood at the door bewildered.
Meanwhile Mr ketchup had
better things on his mind'
Still hunting for his dressing
robe, and with one slipper on
his right foot.
He made his way downstairs,
Mr Ketchup leaned forward with
his right foot down onto the step.
but instead he missed the second
step and tumbled down bumptie
bump all the way to the last
step.
Poor old Ketchup?
lying all alone and out for
the count.
By this time Haggis "shouted"
are you okay?
what will become of poor old
Mr Ketchup....

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[Marie]

I just don't know what will become of poor Mr. Ketchup...