Fright night

Dinner time ?

"Hey theirs  is a mouse in ma house.
EEK, its eating a crumb under ya foot.
"Awe, I Dinny see it. me glasses fell off
me face..."
"Look Yelp me finger got caught in the drawer.?
"Help me finger is sprinkling liquid on your
clean floor".
"Help me bob."
"Yous wrapped me up like a museum mummy."
"Awe dinna be like that
I tried me best."
"Oh fiddle sticks say's brother Fred
I forgot to feed the pigs.."
"Their be no more bacon butties
for your tea... shouted Ma.."!!
"Keep your hair on replied Grandpa Brown..."!!
Let us all rest our legs.....
"Put the kettle on Ma Brown."
"Our tongues are patched with thirst..
And our belly's are rumbling for some food."
"Awe sit yourselves don here
I just get the pigs head."
"Pass us the craving knife."
EEK please get us out of here..