Murder she wrote ..........

The wife was so desperate

Its eight in the morning
And my old man is snoring
Why is he so boring
I lie awake at night
Couldn't get much kip
in the middle of the night
I raised my hand
to cover his mouth
It's now awkward as I touch his brow
"Says husband to the wife
What are you doing to my mouth.?"
"Says the wife to her husband.
You snoring is appalling".?
"Says the husband to his wife
You are so annoying"


"Says the wife to her husband
I'm leaving You this morning."
"Says the husband to his wife
Oh don't be silly Dear".
"Says the wife to her husband
As she brings her shot gun
Hands up it's your time to die"
Says the husband to the wife
as he struggles to speak
His last dieing breath.





She cried what have I done.!!
As She buries his body.
And lays him in a grave.
The days go by
And shes all alone
She sits at the grave
I've been such a fool
She picks up the shot gun
once again.
She pulls the trigger
Now in the house
there is an utter
silence........