Mr Ketchup's Wedding day

" What a day it had been Poor Mr Ketchup when will it all end!!! "

Mr ketchup and Haggis stood at the altar waiting for is bride
Sweet potato face to arrive in five minutes time, Poor Mr Ketchup
looked rather pale his face looked so white as though he might pass out. He looked rather nervous as the marching song here comes the bride began to play rather loudly.
Poor Mr Ketchup was shaking in his shoes,
Just at that very moment the bride march song was playing.
And Sweet potato Face  looked so beautiful that Mr Ketchup soon
forgot all about his panic attack and all his fear had soon been long
forgotten about.
Tears welled up into his eyes, as he gazed into the eyes of Sweet potato Face she certainly was the one for me, he thought.
The vicar asked Sweet potato face
" Will you take Mr Ketchup to be your lawful wedded husband"
to have and to hold from this day forward."
"For better or for worse, ?
" For richer or for poorer"
Forever and forever.
"I do cried Sweet potato Face"
"The best man please the ring "
AND OH DEARIE ME ........
Mr Ketchup had forgotten all about the wedding ring.
Oh fiddle sticks what ever AM i GOING TO DO NOW HE THOUGHT.
Finally after searching for ten whole minutes.
the wedding ring wasn't in Haggis pocket it must
have dropped out of his pocket on the way back from
Mr Ketchup's that day.
"The vicar inquired  what seems to be the trouble Mr Ketchup.
"OH well you see its all rather complicated sighed Mr Ketchup.
"Please explain I haven't got all day you know"
After five whole minutes Mr Ketchup felt annoyed as he vowed
nothing would get in the way of spoiling his special day. 
But Oh dear I wouldn't  like to be in his shoes wouldst You..




After all that commotion Sweet Potato Face Auntie Fay let her
borrow her ring, it definitely had been worth taking out insurance on her ring  phew Auntie fay saved the day.
Mr Ketchup  face beamed as they both walked hand in hand  down the aisle, things from now on would be so
different. 
Having a wife meant no more mishaps.
What do you think ?
Off they rode to their wedding reception
And the hall looked fit for a king and a queen.
the tables were set with the finest china
and on the tables lay heaps of different sandwiches
mountains of cream cakes sponges filled were strawberry's
and double cream.
lovely soft romantic music played in the background.
Mr Ketchup soon forgot about the mishap early that day.
But little did he know the visitors who seemed to be lurking
underneath the kitchen sink.!!
Yes they were back in there army's


OOH ....EEK
Help help the Ants have invaded my house again.
What ever shall I do next.....He wailed..?